But there is one product that undoubtedly deserves the definitive name dominance that it has received: The Q-tip. I refuse to purchase any sort of inferior generic cotton swab - and in my experience, they are all inferior. They are not simply generic alternatives to Q-tips. They are an entirely different product with an entirely different set of uses which are more or less limited to scratching your ear drum and filling your trash can with three times as many swabs as you would be using if you just bought Q-tips in the first place.
Too many times have I been stabbed in the ear by a flimsy piece of plastic with some whispered suggestion of cotton at the tip. Trying to clean your ears with one of these alleged "swabs" is like poking a coffee stir into your ear canal. In fact, if you're that desperate to save the money, it would probably be cheaper (and just as effective) to buy the coffee stirs. Better yet, you could snatch them by the handful from you local convenience store. For heavier duty cleaning, you might be better off using one of those crossbred spoon-straws that are necessary for enjoying an Icee, or Slushie, or Slurpie, or... whatever frozen beverage you choose.
Too many times have I been stabbed in the ear by a flimsy piece of plastic with some whispered suggestion of cotton at the tip. Trying to clean your ears with one of these alleged "swabs" is like poking a coffee stir into your ear canal. In fact, if you're that desperate to save the money, it would probably be cheaper (and just as effective) to buy the coffee stirs. Better yet, you could snatch them by the handful from you local convenience store. For heavier duty cleaning, you might be better off using one of those crossbred spoon-straws that are necessary for enjoying an Icee, or Slushie, or Slurpie, or... whatever frozen beverage you choose.
go saran wrap!
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